Malaysian First ~ 大马人优先

Saturday, November 24, 2007

USD8 million - Dtk Badawi's yacht







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Friday, November 23, 2007

Datuk Sami's important quote

Samy ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Samy: "...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......

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THE INCREDIBLE 7 WONDERS OF MALAYSIA

Organisers recently announced the seven new wonder of the modern world.

Here in MALAYSIA BOLEH -land we have our very own 7 wonders.

1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE'
> The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first bankrupt to be able to own a palace.

2. THE 'BOCOR' PARLIAMENT
> The unique feature is its ability to 'leak' away billions of taxpayers money while the guardians of the nation stood there all wet.

3. 'UNHAUNTED' KUCHING PRISON
> The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted stories and encounters. Reasons - No execution was done here before. In fact no prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete walls with barbed wires to contain souls - both dead and alive. Maybe it can qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real money.

4. PAYA INDAH 'WASTED' WETLANDS
> The nation's premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the category of attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists with binoculars.

5. 'NOT SO' SMART TUNNEL
> Uniquely designed to alleviate floods. When completed, it does everything except alleviate floods.

6. 'DISCONNECTED' CYBERJAYA
> The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited or no internet connection to its residents.

7. CROOKED 'CROOKED' BRIDGE
> The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt by a most crooked mind. Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise it would make it as one of the wonders. It will end up costing more NOT to build than it would have to actually build it.

AND A BONUS SURPRISE ....PRESENTING THE LATEST 8TH WONDER :

THE 1ST MALAYSIAN ASTRO MAN BLASTED OFF TO NOWHERE WITH MILLIONS OF RAKYAT MONEY BURNT IN 10 DAYS FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVE SPACE EXPEDITION HAS ENTERED INTO THE MALAYSIAN GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS AT 10 PM ON OCT 10, 2007. BRAVO!

( p.s. NO WONDER - PRICES today has increased "NAIK , NAIK, NAIK " in 2007....look and see....for sure........tahun depan minyak> mestiiiiiiii naik punya....this year cannot naik....sebab sudah promise-mah. ..!!!! tahun depan sure naik like soyuz pecut...dasyhat looo.... )

Aren't we happy to be Malaysians?

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

First Melaka,now starting in Penang

檳代表促禁養豬
(吉隆坡6日訊)巫青團檳城代表莫哈末再迪呼籲,政府應禁止豬隻在我國飼養,因為豬隻飼養對我國沒有好處,且破壞團結!
他說:“至于禁止飼養后,他們要吃什么,就讓他們自己去想吧!”
莫哈末再迪今日代表檳城巫青團,參與辯論時,發表如此驚人談話;台下也有代表發出歡呼,表達支持其言論。
他也說,有米粉廠和豬農場僅距離10公尺遠,為此叫人深感擔心。
另一方面,莫哈末再迪說,愈來愈多教師加入反對黨,為此,他建議教育部,任何擁有反對黨背景的教師升職時,必須獲得教育部長批准,避免升職后荼毒學生思想。

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