Ah Beng from Malaysia

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?

Ah Beng replied: Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

The Truth of Teoh Beng Hock Death

1. Why did MACC not inform Teoh's family immediately when the body was found at 1.30pm on the 16th July?
Teoh has his wallet with him and he could be identified easily. Why did MACC not informed his family immediately which is the normal practice.

2. When did Teoh news break out?
Teoh death was not known until 6pm. What happened between 1.30pm and 6pm at the MACC?

3. When was Teoh release? Or was he ever released?
MACC claimed that Teoh was released at 3.45am on the 16th July. However the fact that MACC still kept his handphone shows that he was never released and was in custody until he was found dead.

4. Did Teoh ever left the MACC Building?
No, he didn't. The CCV recording at the entrance only shows him entering the MACC but there was no recording that he left MACC.

5. Was Teoh a witness or suspect?
MACC claimed Teoh was a witness after he is dead. However they refused to allow a lawyer to accompany Teoh during the interrogation and claimed they have the right to question him for 24 hours without allowing anyone to see him - this clearly shows that Teoh was arrested as a suspect.

6. When was Teoh last seen in MACC building?
He was last seen at 6am in the pantry.

7. When is the time of death of Teoh Beng Hock?
According to the autopsy report, Teoh Beng Hock was dead at around 8 - 9am

8. Why is the MACC door kept closed at 1.35pm?
Malaysiakini reporter Rahmah Ghazali, found out that the MACC door was closed at between 1.25pm and 1.40pm. It was reopen at 1.50pm. Why is it so? MACC should be operating on a 24 hour basis and therefore the door shouldn't be closed. "Coincidently", Teoh's body was found at 1.30pm. What is MACC doing behind closed door?

9. Why is Teoh's body not removed until 9.15pm?
Nobody is allowed to have a glimpse at the body and Teoh's body was not removed until 915pm. Why does it take so long to remove the body? Are they trying to hide something?

10. Why is MACC lying about Teoh's handphone?
MACC claimed that all belongings have been returned to Teoh when he was "released" at 3.45am. However the police confirmed that they got Teoh's Handphone from MACC. Why is MACC lying? It is obvious that Teoh's handphone contains important information.

11. Why is the police classifying Teoh's death as a sudden death but not murder?
The questions that the police pose to Teoh families shows that the police already presume that Teoh committed suicide and tries to mislead the family. The police is clearly protecting "someone".

Timeline of the incident
15th July 5.00pm Teoh Beng Hock was brought to MACC hq
16th July 3.45am MACC claimed Teoh was released(cctv shows he never left the building)
6.00am Teoh was last seen in the pantry
8.00am Teoh was dead
1.25pm MACC front door was suspiciously closed
1.30pm Teoh Body was found lying at the fifth floor balcony
6.00pm News about Teoh dead was made to known publicly
9.15pm Teoh's body was removed

選狼還是選獅子

朋友,
这是一篇很引人深思的文章..
你读后,领悟到了什么?

当今的执政者读了, 又有何想呢?

你选择了狮还是狼呢?

美國最暢銷書 - 選狼還是獅子?

不管是經營企業或人際關係，本篇文章都能發人深省。

美國最暢銷書-選狼還是選獅子?

上帝把兩群羊放在草原上，一群在南，一群在北。
上帝還給羊群找了兩種天敵，一種是獅子，一種是狼。

上帝對羊群說：「如果你們要狼，就給一隻，任它隨意咬你們。

如果你們要獅子，就給兩頭，你們可以在兩頭獅子中任選一頭，還可以隨時更換。」

這道題的問題就是：如果你也在羊群中，你是選狼還是選獅子？很容易做出選擇吧？

好吧!
記住你的選擇，接著往下看。

南邊羊想，獅子比狼兇猛得多，還是要狼吧!
於是,它們就要了一隻狼。

北邊羊想，獅子雖然比狼兇猛得多，但我們有選擇權，還是要獅子吧!

於是，它們就要了兩頭獅子。

狼進了南邊羊群後，就開始吃羊。狼身體小，食量也小，一隻羊夠它吃幾天了。

這樣羊群幾天才被追殺一次。

北邊羊挑選了一頭獅子，另一頭則留在上帝那裡。

這頭獅子進入羊群後，也開始吃羊。獅子不但比狼兇猛，而且食量驚人，每天都要吃一隻羊。

這樣羊群就天天都要被追殺，驚恐萬狀，羊群趕緊請上帝換一頭獅子。

不料，上帝保管的那頭獅子一直沒有吃東西，飢餓難耐，撲進羊群，比前面那頭獅子咬得更瘋狂。

羊群一天到晚只是逃命，連草都快吃不成了。

南邊羊群慶幸自己選對了天敵，又嘲笑北邊的羊群沒有眼光。

北邊羊群非常後悔，向上帝大倒苦水，要求更換天敵，改要一隻狼。

上帝說：「天敵一旦確定，就不能更改，必須世代相隨，你們唯一的權利是在兩頭獅子中選擇。」

北邊羊群只好把兩頭獅子不斷更換。可兩頭獅子同樣凶殘，換哪一頭都比南邊羊群悲慘得多，它們索性不換了，讓一頭獅子吃得膘肥體壯，另一頭獅子則餓得精瘦。
眼看那頭瘦獅子快要餓死了，羊群才請上帝換一頭。

這頭瘦獅子經過長時間的飢餓後，慢慢悟出了一個道理：自己雖然兇猛異常，一百隻羊都不是對手，可是自己的命運是操縱在羊群手裡的。羊群隨時可以把自己送回上帝那裡，讓自己飽受飢餓的煎熬，甚至有可能餓死。

想通這個道理後，瘦獅子就對羊群特別客氣，只吃死羊和病羊，凡是健康的羊它都不吃了。

羊群喜出望外，有幾隻小羊提議乾脆固定要瘦獅子，不要那頭肥獅子了。
一隻老公羊提醒說：「瘦獅子是怕我們送它回上帝那裡挨餓，才對我們這麼好。萬一肥獅子餓死了，我們沒有了選擇的餘地，瘦獅子很快就會恢復凶殘的本性。」

羊群覺得老羊說得有理，為了不讓另一頭獅子餓死，它們趕緊把它換回來。

原先肥壯的那頭獅子，已餓得剩下皮包骨頭了，並且也懂得了自己的命運是操縱在羊群手裡的道理。為了能活命，它竟百般討好起羊群來。而那頭被送交給上帝的獅子，則難過得流下了眼淚。

北邊羊群在經歷了重重磨難後，終於過上了自由自在的生活。

南邊羊的處境卻越來越悲慘了，那隻狼因為沒有競爭對手，羊群又無法更換它，它就胡作非為，每天都要咬死幾十隻羊，這隻狼早已不吃羊肉了，它只喝羊的血,還不准羊叫，那隻叫就立刻咬死那隻。南邊的羊群只能在心中哀歎：「早知道這樣，還不如要兩頭獅子。」

這是一道非常簡單的選擇題，據我多次親自嘗試的經驗，如果問歐美的朋友，大多數人都會選獅子，但是如果拿來問我們自己華人，大多數人都會選狼（包括我自己）。

領悟到了嗎？
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